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Your Hero, Jimbo

8/30/07

give them a brake

so the signs say at road construction everywhere. for the most part, give who a brake? rarely do i see anyone working...........just orange barrels and signs warning me of double fines. well why not give these contractors double fines for not moving the barrels out of the way when nothing is going on? heck, give me a break

7/30/07

excess oil consumption

seems we are being bombarded with rhetoric from our politicians about how we've had it too good for too long, too much of just about everything and we need to wake up to reality. i find i have to agree with them, and to start with i'd eliminate most of our politicians! do we really need all these jerks telling us what to do? and support them, sometimes for the rest of their lives, with salaries, pensions and medical benefits that the majority of the general public will never enjoy? i'd start with eliminating all but 2 representatives for each state, just like the senators. now nothing would change, each party blaming the other for our problems, and their egos would still be intact. but it would save a bunch of their never ending baloney, and our taxpayer dollars.

6/26/07

truckers

"stay back 300 feet, not responsible for nothing" the worn out mudflap says. why should i have to put up with you dropping crap all over the highway? why don't you put a decent tarp over the bed and follow 300 ft behind me

women disc jockeys

now i like women, but give me a break. why do radio stations always hire lady dj's that ramble on and on and on about their pathetic life, their god awful teenage daughters, and how men don't treat them like a goddess? (apparently they all see catherine zeta-jones when looking in the mirror.) and is there one out there that doesn't sound like jessica walters screaming in Play Misty For Me? just play the music please

4/25/07

FAQ

1) Jimbo, how is a great guy from the midwest making out in sin city?
Each day brings another challenge, given pams gambling addiction, but I’m still doing better than Elvis
2) To what do you attribute the amazing success of your blog?
I’d like to thank all the little people that helped along the way. Unfortunately I don’t speak to them anymore.
3) Where would you pick the chiefs to finish this year ?
In the toilet. Candace calloway mills screwed me out of $100 last season using the "well I thought the bet was" excuse. She’ll be sending it back soon.

3/15/07

an inconvenient truth

al gore...no ones hero. he lives in a mansion which probably uses 10 times the utilities of a normal size home. he travels by limo or private jet (no public transportation here). al has 4 children (now having grandchildren) that will contribute to overpopulation, global warming, and polution long after i'm gone. big al is a hypocrite fat slob do-gooder that chooses to tell the rest of us how to live as long as it doesn't affect him. and thats the inconvenient truth.

3/13/07

bush apologizes

to the president of mexico for not softening imigration laws. Well screw bush, el presidente, and the 12 million illegals in this country. They all should be apologizing to the american people. I voted for bush! (And unlike arrogant hillary I will apologize for my stupidity.) This dipstick never has had a way out of Iraq and never will. Honestly, he doesn’t appear to have a plan for any major issue.

2/23/07

nascar vs nba allstars

the nascar race is coming to town in a couple of weeks. huge crowds expected and media can't blab enough. funny though, no mention of extra police, gang units, in fact no extra security measures at all.

2/19/07

NBA security

Recently cities/counties that wanted to stop motorcycle rallies did so claiming they could not afford the extra police protection (i.e. Hollister and 4 corners). Other than the 1 incident in Laughlin, how many of you have ever even seen a fist fight at a rally? Last weekend the NBA brought their all star game & party to town. The mayor and the media gushed at the fact Vegas has been selected for this circus. Then they acknowledged that all available police were put on overtime. Specialty gang units were brought in from Los Angeles to help with potential crowd problems. My question, who paid for all this extra security? The NBA?

2/14/07

open post for you

are you talking to me? i'm the only one here. just post your comment/compliment about anything.
you can be anonymous if you choose

AMA calls for new study

"The AMA, responding to new motorcycling-related fatality statistics released by the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration (NHTSA), has again called for a comprehensive nationwide study of motorcycle-accident data." -------
oh brother, let's face it: 1) the rider went into a curve too fast and sailed off the road; or 2) someone pulled out in front of the rider. my study is complete, give me my $2 mil

HBO boxing analyst?

larry merchant.....is anyone else just sick of this howard cosell wanabe? his never ending advice, tiresome ramblings and worn out cliches always have me going for another beer. how often have you heard this blowhard insist it's time for a fighter to retire? well lar, please listen to your own suggestion.........june 24, 07--thank you!!! anyone see sat nite hatton / castillo fight? apparently mr merchant has been put out to pasture and replaced with the always entertaining max kellerman. hats off to hbo, obviously someone reads this fine blog and that's why it's voted best

screaming brats

why do mom and dad insist on dragging their strollers and screaming brats thru the casinos? all of us don't just love your stupid child, or yapping mutt

no habla

well too bad. go to another site as this one will never be politically correct

motorcycle helmet laws

i live in nevada. on any one day i can legally get a hooker, and then lose my lifes savings at the sportbook. however, i'm made to wear a helmet for my own good. i'm now 57, will i ever get old enuf to dress myself? for all of you do-gooders that agree with the law, why not wear a helmet when you drive a car? are there never head injuries in automobile accidents? only one answer, you don't want to and are willing to accept the risk.