truckers

"stay back 300 feet, not responsible for nothing" the worn out mudflap says. why should i have to put up with you dropping crap all over the highway? why don't you put a decent tarp over the bed and follow 300 ft behind me

women disc jockeys

now i like women, but give me a break. why do radio stations always hire lady dj's that ramble on and on and on about their pathetic life, their god awful teenage daughters, and how men don't treat them like a goddess? (apparently they all see catherine zeta-jones when looking in the mirror.) and is there one out there that doesn't sound like jessica walters screaming in Play Misty For Me? just play the music please