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Showing posts with label general. Show all posts
Showing posts with label general. Show all posts

8/30/07

give them a brake

so the signs say at road construction everywhere. for the most part, give who a brake? rarely do i see anyone working...........just orange barrels and signs warning me of double fines. well why not give these contractors double fines for not moving the barrels out of the way when nothing is going on? heck, give me a break

7/30/07

excess oil consumption

seems we are being bombarded with rhetoric from our politicians about how we've had it too good for too long, too much of just about everything and we need to wake up to reality. i find i have to agree with them, and to start with i'd eliminate most of our politicians! do we really need all these jerks telling us what to do? and support them, sometimes for the rest of their lives, with salaries, pensions and medical benefits that the majority of the general public will never enjoy? i'd start with eliminating all but 2 representatives for each state, just like the senators. now nothing would change, each party blaming the other for our problems, and their egos would still be intact. but it would save a bunch of their never ending baloney, and our taxpayer dollars.

6/26/07

truckers

"stay back 300 feet, not responsible for nothing" the worn out mudflap says. why should i have to put up with you dropping crap all over the highway? why don't you put a decent tarp over the bed and follow 300 ft behind me

women disc jockeys

now i like women, but give me a break. why do radio stations always hire lady dj's that ramble on and on and on about their pathetic life, their god awful teenage daughters, and how men don't treat them like a goddess? (apparently they all see catherine zeta-jones when looking in the mirror.) and is there one out there that doesn't sound like jessica walters screaming in Play Misty For Me? just play the music please

4/25/07

FAQ

1) Jimbo, how is a great guy from the midwest making out in sin city?
Each day brings another challenge, given pams gambling addiction, but I’m still doing better than Elvis
2) To what do you attribute the amazing success of your blog?
I’d like to thank all the little people that helped along the way. Unfortunately I don’t speak to them anymore.
3) Where would you pick the chiefs to finish this year ?
In the toilet. Candace calloway mills screwed me out of $100 last season using the "well I thought the bet was" excuse. She’ll be sending it back soon.

2/23/07

nascar vs nba allstars

the nascar race is coming to town in a couple of weeks. huge crowds expected and media can't blab enough. funny though, no mention of extra police, gang units, in fact no extra security measures at all.

2/14/07

open post for you

are you talking to me? i'm the only one here. just post your comment/compliment about anything.
you can be anonymous if you choose

screaming brats

why do mom and dad insist on dragging their strollers and screaming brats thru the casinos? all of us don't just love your stupid child, or yapping mutt