give them a brake

so the signs say at road construction everywhere. for the most part, give who a brake? rarely do i see anyone working...........just orange barrels and signs warning me of double fines. well why not give these contractors double fines for not moving the barrels out of the way when nothing is going on? heck, give me a break

excess oil consumption

seems we are being bombarded with rhetoric from our politicians about how we've had it too good for too long, too much of just about everything and we need to wake up to reality. i find i have to agree with them, and to start with i'd eliminate most of our politicians! do we really need all these jerks telling us what to do? and support them, sometimes for the rest of their lives, with salaries, pensions and medical benefits that the majority of the general public will never enjoy? i'd start with eliminating all but 2 representatives for each state, just like the senators. now nothing would change, each party blaming the other for our problems, and their egos would still be intact. but it would save a bunch of their never ending baloney, and our taxpayer dollars.

truckers

"stay back 300 feet, not responsible for nothing" the worn out mudflap says. why should i have to put up with you dropping crap all over the highway? why don't you put a decent tarp over the bed and follow 300 ft behind me

women disc jockeys

now i like women, but give me a break. why do radio stations always hire lady dj's that ramble on and on and on about their pathetic life, their god awful teenage daughters, and how men don't treat them like a goddess? (apparently they all see catherine zeta-jones when looking in the mirror.) and is there one out there that doesn't sound like jessica walters screaming in Play Misty For Me? just play the music please

FAQ

1) Jimbo, how is a great guy from the midwest making out in sin city?
Each day brings another challenge, given pams gambling addiction, but I’m still doing better than Elvis
2) To what do you attribute the amazing success of your blog?
I’d like to thank all the little people that helped along the way. Unfortunately I don’t speak to them anymore.
3) Where would you pick the chiefs to finish this year ?
In the toilet. Candace calloway mills screwed me out of $100 last season using the "well I thought the bet was" excuse. She’ll be sending it back soon.

an inconvenient truth

al gore...no ones hero. he lives in a mansion which probably uses 10 times the utilities of a normal size home. he travels by limo or private jet (no public transportation here). al has 4 children (now having grandchildren) that will contribute to overpopulation, global warming, and polution long after i'm gone. big al is a hypocrite fat slob do-gooder that chooses to tell the rest of us how to live as long as it doesn't affect him. and thats the inconvenient truth.

bush apologizes

to the president of mexico for not softening imigration laws. Well screw bush, el presidente, and the 12 million illegals in this country. They all should be apologizing to the american people. I voted for bush! (And unlike arrogant hillary I will apologize for my stupidity.) This dipstick never has had a way out of Iraq and never will. Honestly, he doesn’t appear to have a plan for any major issue.